Joining the conspiracy

So I started class this week, my first class was civil procedures. Upon entering the class I was greated with the phrase "Welcome to the conspiracy!" I was told that I was joining a profession. Our professor then continued to explain to us that all a profession is, is one giant conspiracy against lay people. A profession is something full of esoteric knowledge that serves no other point than to keep lay-people from understanding what was going on. I was told civil procedures is that esoteric knowledge and that I had a whole semester to look forward to learning this knowledge.

Let me tell you .... it feels great to be part of a conspiracy. Esoteric knowledge here I come!