Sunday, October 22, 2006

More Funny Quotes

“The penalty for throwing Barbies is not in Rule 11”

“A kiss is a form of battery”

“If the beans that the young Jack purchased from the crafty old man in the fairy tale ‘Jack and the Bean Stalk’ had been worthless rather than magical, it would have been only fair to allow Jack to disaffirm the bargain and reclaim the cow” – from Kiefer v. Fred Howe Motors

“If you had a civil rights case in 1960’s Mississippi would you rather be in federal or state court? If you don’t know the answer to this, you don’t belong in this life.”

On why punctuation matters:

“Woman! Without her, man would be nothing.”

“Woman, without her man, would be nothing.”


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